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I just visited Auness' blog.

She reminded me of yesterday's nightmare :(

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Instead of making you guess,

this time I'll tell you what unfortunate event happened yesterday:

My First Driving Lesson

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Well,

here's what I think:

It was defintely awesome to be driving for the first time (20km/h),

however,

manual cars should be wiped out of existence

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I should've found myself a male instructor.

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I really don't know what she expected from a person who is driving for the very first time.

I don't care how well Au did during her first round,

it just proves that she is smarter and better coordinated than I am.

lol

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Somebody needs to stop her from teaching poor innocent souls to drive when she is having her menopause.

The more she barks at me,

the more I want to ram the car into the tree at the corner.

Literally.

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She barked at me when I let go the clutch too much and the car died.

She barked at me when I step too much on the damned accelerator.

She barked at me when I don't understand what she is saying (She taught me in cantonese).

She barked at me for not being able to 'coordinate' with her.

HELLO WOMAN,

HOW TO WORK WITH YOU WHEN YOU CAN'T EVEN CONTROL YOUR EMOTIONS LAH???

Even my mum don't 'bark' at me,

who do you think you are for barking at me like that?

Even my mum don't say ''I'm gonna hit your leg!"

HIT LAH. SEE WHO ENDS UP IN THE POLICE STATION.

She barked at me when I couldn't 'feel' the accelerator.

Sorry lah Aunty, my Nike Air got very good cushioning. Next time I come with flats kay?

All I am trying to say is,

she spoke some inappropraite words and phrases that shouldn't have been said by a driving instructor.

How do you expect me to drive properly when you are raising your voice on me?

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Quote from her:

"You see lah, smart people only know how to study 'dead books'. Brain don't know how to turn and twist. Cannot drive care one."

(Translate back into cantonese please)

What I wanted to say:

Aunty, my apologies, I'm just too intelligent. :D

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IF YOU'RE IN SUCH A TERRIBLE MOOD, CANCEL THE LESSON.

DON'T TURN UP WITH THAT F*CK FACE.

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Note to readers:

I'm not usually that rude to the elderly.

This woman was just absurd.

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I have another lesson with her tomorrow morning

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I am dreading it.

I hope I don't screw up.

Most importantly,

she better check with her doctor to see if she is having her menopause before she comes.

She hasn't seen the animal in me when I PMS.