So true :)

But a little inaccurate for my case

haha.

I ain't in love with funny guy.

This topic seems to be the hottest topic these days.

Friend meets/see guy,

falls in love..

3 endings:

Ending 1: They get together and live a fairytale

Ending 2: The love is one-sided. Friend turns lesbo from a broken heart.

or grows fat from eating too much.

Ending 3: Nothing happens. Coz that love won't last.

Oh wait.. make that 4 endings:

Ending 4: Girl falls in love with someone else.

You see!

College is like the ultimate dating club.

I actually promised myself that I wouldn't get close to anyone in college.

But then it didn't work out..

GAH.

*grabs hair*

Eh no. Jokes.

Then,

I see friends getting hooked up with their hunks.

Changing Fb statuses from 'Single' to 'In a realtionship with ________'

or at least,

it becomes 'It's complicated'

If that doesn't happen,

signs of heartbreak can be seen through their emo posts.

Sheeeesh.

Contaminate my homepage with emo-ness.

Get this:

I don't understand why people like to tell the whole world that they're in a relationship with someone?

Okay, you're happy, I get it.

But dude,

keep it to yourself lah!

You're hurting the others who secretly love you ='(

hahah right.

I guess what I'm trying to say is..

You can't stop yourself for falling in love.

It's automatic.

Which sucks.

Haih

Sweet.

That's me! =D