What they call me in school: Egghead
This is an egg. In class ages ago...
"Eyh you see Sam's head.. look like egg." >.< "HAHAHA Yea ah! EGGHEAD!''
Recently during recess..
I take out my boiled eggs from my thermos.
"Eyh Sam! You brought eggs!''
Smiles. I began to peel the shell.. then took a bite.
''SAM! You're eating your own head!''
Gag. I take up the other egg and place it beside my head.
''Look like me right? :) Enlargement."
You see.. My head, according to my girlies, looks like an egg. You know, oval. lol
It's not easy to be an egg. Let me tell you the story of my fellow egg-headed friends..
"Nooooooo!''
''He's dead! Someone murdered him!Call the Men in Blue!''
Miami Dade PD. DO NOT CROSS.
CSI
"Imma gonna get the killer and crack him to a gazillion pieces & feed his insides to em' humans."
BAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAH. okay.
"Please don't pick me........''
"Why did you kill him??''
"I had to, Sweet Egg. He's seen too much.''
"Why do they look so angry?'' -.-
"Ahhhhh! My yolk my yolk!''
''This is what I call a jacuzzi."
"Shoot anything that comes near you, soldiers."
Crack..
"Call the NYPD this time..''
Even eggs fall in love.
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
Oh no. This looks bad.
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