Honesty Is The Best Policy

I think I need to get one thing straight.

I'm telling you now that I'm a very straight forward person,

I say what I should say and I do what I should do.

If you cannot accept that,

I don't mind.

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If you think I'm a pain,

and if you don't appreciate me,

you can just tell me.

I'll be fine 'bout it because I'd rather you be honest with me.

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You wanna be bitchy with me?

Okay.

I'll be bitchy with you.

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"You know, I didn't use to like you because you look so arrogant but now I think you funneh. Hahah"

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Well thanks.

I wanna be sarcastic here:

Girls, if you like me, I'm flattered. I understand that you are lesbian, and I don't really care.

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I'm not bothered that you don't like me.

Is it that funny that you used to not like me?

HARDY HAR HAR SO FUNNY AH.

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I don't like you too! Surprise!

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Oh haha joey, if you're reading this, I'm not talking 'bout you.

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Back to the topic.

What did I wanna say?

YOU DON'T LIKE ME. SO? IT DOESN'T MAKE MY LIFE MISERABLE BECAUSE JUST SO YOU KNOW, YOU'RE INSIGNIFICANT TO ME.

If you say Carven or Auness or PRY don't like me, then my heart will break lah.

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EXCUSE ME.

I don't like you too.

Can I SPIT that in YOUR face?

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Okay. Fine.

Maybe sometimes I get a lil annoying or say some non-sensical things.

But that is in my nature.

As if you're not annoying?

In fact,

you speak more trash than I do.

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I'm not interested in a truce.

Don't try.

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Call/text me anytime.

I'll be there for you to tell me how much you don't like me.

You can say it in a less demeaning way if you want to delay the slap that's about to come.

After that, I'll give you a candy and you're out of my life.

Thanks.