Ahem

Actually right..

I wanted to blog more.

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But you see,

I have only been here for 'bout 5 mins..

And that ticked the nagging machine.

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I don't understand.

They expect us to stick our noses in the revision book all day.

Shittiness.

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Like what the nagging machine said the other day,

"Those people who hang themselves also need to breathe okay."

(In cantonese)

SAME HERE LA.

Keep studying like this can go crazy okay?

-.-

*Insert appropriate word*

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"Eh when is your next outing? Go watch movies with your friends la."

So now she allows me to go out but she doesn't allow me to sit @ home and have fun on the computer even just for a lil while.

What logic is that.

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Even Obama plays golf.

& he has the entire United States to worry' bout.

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So C.

Don't blame me if there is no hasil crap for you to read.

You know why.

Day of Shakenin'

The world has gone nuts.

You see.. C, J and myself.. we were @

We were laughing and speaking nonsensical things.

Kid No.1 runs and fall.

Kid No.2 runs and fall.

Kid No.3 runs and fall.

Kid sitting falls.

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Is it because, like C said, the world is spinning too fast?

lol

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And what is this thing with them and the shaking fries??

The annoying fries being shaken with cheese in the brown McD paperbag, goin chakchakchakchakchakchakchakchakchakchakchakchakkk

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First the dude on C's right started shaking fries..

Then the front there started also..

Then the back of me started the trend..

Then on the left the fella happily shaking away..

I said:"Later you see someone shaking fries in front."

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Sometime later.

The dude in front:

chakchakchakchakchakchakchakchakchakchakchakchak

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@ Joey's house, I became mosquito cuisine.

When I was eating the last crumbs of Nachos from the bag,

J: Shake it shake it! Shake it into your mouth!!

C (from the toilet): That sounds wrong weyh!

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I HAHA-ed alot today.

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I wanna show you J's ugly Pomeranian:

Cute leh.

eeyer.

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C this is for you:

:)

Laziness

It is once again the time of the year..

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SELAMAT HARI RAYA!!

Maaf Zahir & Batin.

:)

Jangan lupa saya punya pau hijau dan kuih-muih.

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I just saw my neighbour bringing home some yellow juice and I'm assuming it is those artificial limau juice.

Whiiiiich gave me a thought:

They don't use real fruit in your lemonade,

but you can find real fruit extract from your lemon soap bar.

Strange.

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Oh and you know people use to pray to the Buddha statue?

Now the 'Sleeping Buddha' is a kind of home decoration.

Strange.

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I'm so damn lazy today coz I slept @ 3AM this morning doing add maths.

I finished ALL my tuition hw! Yippeeee :D

C, we are damn rajin.

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Ah man.

I missed today's JUST FOR LAUGHS GAGS.

Yesterday's one was good.

Patches by Dickey Lee

I'm supposed to be studying history now. But since I have to email something to my old man (Daddy), I decided to hang around. And guess what? I found this song that daddy used to sing to me when I was like 5. Very sad song :( I'm crying. It's a song from the 60's so you can imagine how old it is. Your grandparents probably cried to this song. Go check it out :) I won't recommend the wrong thing.

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Down by the river that flows by the coal yards,

stand wooden houses with shutters torn down

There lives a girl everybody calls Patches

Patches my darling, of old Shantytown.

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We planned to marry when June brought the summer

I couldn't wait to make Patches my bride.

Now I don't see how that ever can happen

My folks say no and my heart breaks inside.

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Patches Oh what can i do

I swear I'll always love you.

But a girl from that place would just bring me disgrace

so my folks won't let me love you.

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Each night I cry as I think of that shanty

and pretty Patches there watching the door.

She doesn't know that I can't come to see her

Patches must think that I love her no more.

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I hear a neighbour telling my father

He says a girl name of Patches was found

Floating face down in that dirty old river

that flows by the coalyards in old Shantytown.

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Patches Oh what can I do

I swear I'll always love you.

It may not be right,

but I'll join you tonight.

Patches I'm coming to you.

As Hairless as An Egg

Hi everyone! :)

So how was your week?

I hope you had a great one,

otherwise,

I shall give you my deepest condolences.

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The good news is:

It's the RAYA HOLIDAYS :)))

hiphiphooray.

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The bad news is:

It is goin' to make me LAZY.

boohoohoo.

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Anyways,

we had a 'surprise field trip' to HELP UC yesterday.

Actually I have no comments.

We just went there and listened to a few talks and then eat then we walked down probably 5% of this crazy long corridor.

:)

However,

I came back to school feeling sick and nauseous and constipated.

Like this:

I think it's the orange drink.

But that's not all,

I got home and my mom got me to drink Peel Fresh Pink Guava Juice.

Bleahhh..

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I had a bad bad experience in the lift today.

Some ***** decided to smoke in the lift.

And you know how lifts have bad ventilation right?

-.-

It's the 21st century but still so uncivilised.

Hello, it's public property okay.

I don't care if you wanna smoke in your car or your house or your wherever,

NOT IN THE LIFT LAH.

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So do you have anything planned for tomorrow? :)

Coz I might just end up dating my kitab (books)

Feel free to disturb.

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That's about it for today.

I shall tell you more soon-ish.

Before you sleep later,

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