Satellite dish?

My Physics presentation is on tomorrow!

HOW A SATELLITE DiSH WORKS?

It works just like how my Astro dish does.

Anyways :)

I'm having a terrible terrible sore throat..

& runny nose?

Sad case.

But I still ate chocolate.

I don't care~

HAHAHHAHA.

How you doing?

Been missing me ? :D

Exams are coming!

Once again.

After that,

it's post college life babehhhhh.

I'm gonna drink like a bitch.

Eh no. Joking.,

That's Au.

LOL

I realised that every morning,

I see the same people.

And

today I saw the guy who reads those finance and economy magazines.

Using his pencil to draw arrows here and there,

underlining funny economy-ish words.

This means one thing:

I'm late.

I don’t understand how pictures never change but the people in them do; how best friends turn into complete strangers; how forever turns into a few short months or how you can let go off something you once said you couldn’t live without; & how people can erase you from their lives just cause it’s easier than working things out.

Because it's just not the same.

“I finally realize why i kept holding onto something i should’ve let go of ages ago: I was hoping that somehow, someway….. you’d change.”

But nah.

So yeap, I guess this is the end.

because there is no more reason, nothing to hang on to.

Just glad I decided first.

besides,

I'm commitment-phobic.

Everything's temporary.

So is this.

Sore throat

I'M FEELING ECSTATIC :DDD

BECAUSE I FINISHED PLANTS VS ZOMBIES IN LESS THAN 6 HOURS.

muahahahahhaha

I now can sleep in peace.

So I guess everything happens for a reason.

&

I finally feel like,

I'm free.

I AM FREE! :D

hahah. okay ignore my enthusiasm.

So.

Actually, my day didn't exactly start the nice way.

I was pms-ing like mad coz it hurt like a b*tch.

Therefore I woke up at like 8-ish??

Which is waaaaayyy too early for a Sunday.

I fnally dragged myself outtta bed.

Showered.

And ate.

Yeah, the usuals. Why did I even bother mentioning it.

Then,

mom made me drive to the clinic to get checked.

It was unnneccessary, really :P

But okay.

Then,

we went to the grocers.

OMGEEEEE.

I bought Reese's Peanut Butter Cups!!!

Yummmmmmmy.

Actually,

this post is useless.

HAHA.

I just wanted to say I bought Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.

Zombiez ate my brainz.

With Every Promise.

It's sad when the people you know, become the people you knew.

I hate it when people change.

&

'hate' is a strong word.

Things change, people change.

That's why I love photos.

They never change, even if the person in it does.

Sure, I don't mind if you changed for the good.

But,

some people became total strangers.

I missed how you used to be.

Few months before,

you weren't always ditching class.

You used to be my deskmate.

&

we would talk and talk and talk.

and you,

why do you smell like ciggies these days?

and you,

why not replying my texts?

I wanted everything to stay the same but feelings fade and people change.



This presentation can go eat my shoe,

then go to hell,

and rot there.

And my group members have been one hella 'great help'.

FML atm.

Dear daddy..

The older I get, the smarter you seem to become :)

and maybe, just maybe, the cuter you get HAHAH

Thank you for working hard in order to sustain us,

especially my never-ending needs and wants.

I know you try super duper hard to satisfy me.

I'm so sorry that sooner or later,

a Blackberry request would be on its way to you.

:D

Oh oh and also,

thanks for trying so hard to be a cool dad ;)

Everytime I'm in the car, it's Fly FM.

& you would sing along to Lady Gaga and.. Rihanna?

HAHAH.

Which reminds me,

it's good to know that I have free taxi service whenever :D

I know you're that type who never really like to show your emotions.

Sheeesssh, ego much?

:P

We never do those mushy-mushy daddy-daughter stuff...

(I wouldn't want to anyways)

But I know you love me very muchyyyyy~

Actually,

if I were to say thank you for EVRYTHING,

it would take too long.

SO

most importanly,

I wanna thank you for paying so super super much for my education.

 I know you said you don't expect any returns from me,

but but but

WHERE CAN??

You're my daddeh :O

I will feel mad guilty if I don't take care of you guys in future okay!

Filial piety.

lol.

I love my daddeh!

More than you love yours. KIDDING :P

And

I HAVE THE CUTEST DADDEH IN THE WORLD ;)

Things I don't get.

Seriously, there are so many things that I just don't get.

I don't understand Twitter..

I don't understand how Tumblr works..

I don't even know why I have Skype.

But what I really don't understand?

The way some of you people drive.

How rude can you people get??

Bluhdy hell.

So you see,

I was driving to the doctor's today

And

this was how the situation looked like

(I'm sorry, it's too difficult to put into words) :

See, mwa, the Ethical One was just minding my own business, obeying the traffic rules.

Then, there was a B*stard right behind me trying to turn into that junction.

How is it MY fault that you can't turn into that junction?

STOP HONKING.

I can't go any further in front okay??

Unless you want me to ram into that green car =.=

Unreasonable bastard.

So I was wondering why the freaking ass wouldn't stop honking,

then I looked from my side mirror and saw him giving me all kinds of interesting hand gestures & what not.

You can't blame me for being such a racist.

I'm really trying to stop being one,

but..

that son of a pork really really got on my nerves.

Sheesh.

To make things worst,

HIS SON

who's prolly... I dunno 6 or 7 years old?

The son of a pork's son was fucking jamming on the honk.

Like,

WHAT THE FUCK?

Control your kids!

Frankly,

how, or rather, WHAT have you people been teaching your kids?

You teach them by swearing and showing your middle finger?

geeeeeez

It really made me VERY PISSED.

&

I started swearing.

My mom was like:

ahahahahah.

Joking.

She didn't say that.

She just told me to not get his mom involved in my swearing session.

I was this close to winding down the window and show him my middle finger.

-.-

I've been trying to control myself.

Like, you know..

try not to swear too much.

But that ass...

really pushed me too far.

=/

That b*stard of the forbidden race.

Exactly.

I must have burnt lotsa calories these 2 days.

Consequences of being totally insane.

I mean,

who the hell walks up 29 friggin floors, singing along to Glee??

Me

MY FRIENDS

Good exercise I guess, since I've been eating McD's BCG.

Yep!

BCG IS BACKKKKK :D

yummeh~

The entire work out took about.. 20 minutes?

:D

No need for gym membership,

just go to college.

The only disgusting thing is,

the stairs reeked of ciggies..

&

we emerged at the 29th sweating like pigs.

HAHAHAH.

Ahhh.. will me missed :)

Anywayssss!

I want an iPad!

XD

coz coz coz

coz of Ashwin's stupid one -.-

Got so many games.

Even Angry Birds!

Which looks 100x cuter in HD and wide screen.

I found something which can compete with Angry Birds...

OHMYGEEEEEEEEE.

This game is very kawaiiiiiii~

It's so epic! hahhahahahaha.

Gave me a cardiac arrest.

I spent half my entire 4 and 1/2 hours of break indulging in this,

while Ash went off to the gym leaving with me his iPad.

;D

I"m gonna hog his iPad from tomorrow onwards.

Wheeee~

Never knew I'd fall in love with an iPad.

F*ckmylife.

Newspapers.

I was in the train and this lady was right beside me,

reading the malay papers.

Here's the header:

Bolehkah undang-undang melindungi mangsa bomoh? (jampi ah? forgot)

I was thinking,

what on Earth, they have nothing better to publish?

Waste ink.

I don't know bout you but I think it's kinda ridiculous.

I think the only sensible papers around are the English ones.

because you see,

Malay papers publish funny stuff, & their headers gets kinda scary..

Chinese papers exaggerates, so now you know why my mom is so paranoid.

Tamil papers, I don't understand.

I'll stick with The Star.

Ungrateful!

I really hate dislike people who are too self-centred.

What?

It'll kill to stay back for 15 minutes to say good-bye to your lecturer who's leaving?

''Why would I want to waste my time on them?''

Like, what the f*ck?

SHE'S YOUR LECTURER.

You may be smartest in class,

but your attitude sucks.

The notes you're reading NOW,

WHERE did it come from?

The dumpster?

WHO was the one who wrote it aaaaalllllll down on the board for your sake?

If it wasn't for the lecturer,

you wouldn't be getting your kind of results.

The lecturer's been so nice to us.

Oh, when you need her you go to her lah?

When everything's understood, you don't even bother to say goodbye?

YOU UNGRATEFUL BETCH.

You know,

the lecturer could've just told you

''Why should I waste my time explaining this to you again when I already have?''

So all that really matters are your notes and books eh?

Well,

here's the truth,

you're not gonna go far in life with that stuck-up mentality.

Nobody's gonna appreciate someone who don't appreciate their teachers.

Go back to the corner with your nose stuck in the pages.

kthxbai.

Hey guys!

I'm back for some ranting ;)

I'm so bored.

I was on the train this morning, getting to college.

When tthe train was approaching Banadaraya,

I saw a bright rainbow.

Ain't it a beautiful sight? Made my day :)

I made a wish.

&

as usual, my wishes involved you.

But this time,

I didn't wish for you to care more 'bout me..

Instead,

I wished that you would have a great life in future, with or without me.

Chemotaxis

I.want.need.should.sleep.

I've never felt so unwilling to study Bio.

It's making me emo today

T.T

This place's bout to blo-o-o-o-o-o-ow.

Love You To Bits.

This girl..

the girl whom I thought was super duper stuck-up at first impression.

Is now something like my closest buddy..

&

maybe lesbo lover? XD

Au is OFFICIALLY 18!

so old!

:D

18 already!

Please don't cry so often.

Not like we're leaving forever!

Besides,

we have things like Skype and all..

maybe sooner we'll have Footbook or something.

Don't worry so much!

Please go find someone else to be lovey-dovey with..

This picture is actually very embarrassing :P

But it's so cute kan?

Wakaka.

Ahhh..

My driver at first..

Now my wife.

&

LC as... son?

Look at her!

Gedik-ing.

Sorry, picture a lil abnormal.

Feel free to rotate your laptop/computer.

Hello!

I know you're 18 but please...

don't go gedik-ing around!

Box youuuu~

Oh wow. 18.

haahhahahhahahahahaha.

Why not go hit the clubs ;)

Go to MOS: Euphoria

Joking!

Yeah anywaysss..

Happy Belated Birthday!

I know you felt super touched to the max.

coz I'm probably the only one in this galaxy who would drive allllll the waaaaaayyy..

just to give you 2 red eggs.

At night.

Well :)

my mommy wanted to present a lil gift to her 2nd daughter :')

You're like my sister <3

Cheers to our sisterhood!

:D

3 words for you:

Less than three~

Stereo-typing

My header says it all.

Personally,

I'm not a racist & I don't like stereotyping.

Seriously guys.

You want me to go around with a sticky note on my forehead saying 'I am Chinese'?

I'm not Chindian, Chinlay, whatever.

T.T

People have stupid general perception that ALL chinese, or asians, have small,slit-like eyes.

What?

Now we can't have big eyes? We can't have a tall, sharp noses?

You racist!



You people and your shallow minds.

Even the Whites have a dumb way of stereotyping any other people other than their own.

For example:

The Chinese only eat rice and dumplings

The Indians only have curry

If you're French, you only eat snails (escargo, however you spell it)

You're Italian? You eat pasta and pasta only.

You're Irish? All you eat are potatoes and you only drink beer.

The English drinks nothing but tea.

etc

Come on!

Alright, back to me.

I'm Malaysian Chinese.

What's so difficult to understand?

''Wait, okay, so you're chinese, but Malaysian? Huh?''

Dude,

you want me to give you history lessons 'bout how my ancestors came from China?

It's the same concept like the American Chinese.

& oh.

Not all Asians are short.

Ever heard of Yao Ming?

We Chinese have good language.

Don't mock us.

Not all of us have that 'chinese accent english'.

I don't speak that way. Alot of my friends don't speak that way.

Besides,

it's better than not being able to speak YOUR language.

Can YOU speak OUR language?

No!

Even if you could,

it would come out funny.

One more thing:

Chinese people can't have mat salleh sounding family names?

My family name is Sam.

So I can't be a Chinese?

You're just jealous it sounds cool.

I remember when I used to swim,

those sampat aunties who don't know me would think I'm white.

When they finally saw me, here's what I heard:

"She's not white! She doesn't even look a bit like one! What race is she ah?''

Shallow-minded.

I wouldn't mind that much if you said I'm Japanese or Korean.

Coz..

their ancestors were Chinese anyways

HAHAH.

I'm Chinese.

I'm proud to be one.

To all

Mrs Bieber

Mrs Super Junior

Mrs Shinee

Mrs 2AM/PM

Mrs Animated

Mrs Whoever-celebrity-you-are-married-to

This!

Is just for you! :DDD