Monday, March 4, 2013

Relationship status: Single as ****

I don't know if I was too oblivious before this,
but I can't help but notice that the people around me,
whether it is on Facebook or those close by,
are in a relationship.
Heterosexual, or homosexual.

Then I realised,
omg. I'm so bloody single.

okay, fine.
I had my fair share of boyfriends.
But you know what,
they all never worked out well.

It's like I have a problem in that department.

Or is the problem in me?

I tend to friend-zone the boys I know.
And if I don't friend-zone them,
the relationship eventually becomes fucked-up as soon as it starts.
because,
they're complete dicks.
:(

So, can't blame me for friend-zoning em' boys.

But seriously..
How come these people make boyfriend-finding so bloody easy?
Do they produce them in the garage or something?

I see pictures of couples and can't help but feel a tinge of envy.
It's like,
why were all my relationships so bad :(
I mean, I'm not desperate. I just want to know.
hehe

Mom says that,
it's not the time for me yet and that God has better things in store for me.
She says that I'll find the right guy...... eventually.

Hmmm..
The 'right guy' huh.

Um.. :[ well yeah.
I mean, all the guys I've dated before were meh.

So


LOL true story.

AIYAH whatever lah.
I'm too busy dating my thick books anyways.

The time will come :)