On The 9th Cloud

Day dreaming is probably one of my specialities.

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The clouds looked really nice today..

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The day started with Medical Ethics,

please don't ask me what that is coz I haven't been lending my ears to the lecturer since day 1.

To be precise,

my day started with dirty music.

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I thought,

I'm swearing so much these days & now this. I'm sooo goin' to hell.

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Halfway through a talk from the Dean of MAHSA,

I looked out the window and I saw the clouds.

@ that instant I felt that heaven's door had just opened right in front of my eyes.

I thought,

Heck, God must've forgiven me. I'm sooo goin' to heaven.

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The clouds were so inviting.

Like it's saying,

Hey! Come sleep on me! I'm fluffaaayy.

I was imagining myself sleeping on the clouds.. drinking some Starbucks.

Eh maybe they don't have Starbucks up there.

They prolly have things like Planetbucks or something.

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You know I'd probably have cute lil wings and a nice halo above my head (which proves my innocence).

Maybe I'll be Cupid's successor.

I'd do a much much better job.

Everyday,

I'd just float around the clouds and shooting arrows at people's arses.

Then people will start making statues of me & I'll be mad busy reading love requests from my Blackberry.

No lah.

 Maybe they have special gadgets like Heavenberry.

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Jas says she wants to visit hell first before she goes to heaven (if she is going).

Which makes sense.

Maybe the people there down stuff like rum & Corona & tequila & Heineken & what not.

While all they allow in heaven are most probably stuff like tropical fruit punch.

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Nah, heaven is best.

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Before I go to heaven,

I would be delighted to enjoy my time @ a small town near the Swiss Alps.

Live the peaceful life.

Eat bread & butter for breakfast lunch dinner.

Tea time would be cheese.

Drink milk that comes fresh from the cows.

Drink glacial water which beautify my skin.

Meet a sexy Swiss hunk who owns the local bakery.

No cleaning required coz I don't think you get much dust around the Swiss Alps.

 I also watched on Tv that the Swedes have good home-made wine.

We can survive on that.

I'll look at the mountains everyday,

dreaming bout becoming Cupid's successor.

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Haha

Yes I am indeed, joking.

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I don't intend to live such a quiet life.

Not yet.
I just needa get outta here.

I needa I needa I needa get to New York City :)

Where bright lights will inspire you.

Alienwhore

Absolute madness.

I saw a brand new part of the world today!

:D

My world has extended!

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No I'm not mad. My screws are still in place :)

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The first time I ever heard of Alienware was from Jean.

At that time I was like, Alienwha-?

She was all excited 'bout it so I assumed it was some mad wicked gaming thingy.

However,

I never knew I was gonna see one. For real.

I saw an ALIENWARE today!

College friend brought it.

:D

OMG. FTW.

Holy smokes. I swear.

All these crazy Alienware functions.

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After college,

I PLAYED FOOSBALL FOR THE FIRST TIME :D

I know I'm jakun. Shutup -.-

I have no idea how I can miss out on such an awesome game.

Mad stuff I tell ya. Mad stuff.

Another addition to my future house :)

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Physics was probably the most eye-opening thing so far

-.-

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How's life? :D

Nerve wrecking.

I PAAAASSED!!

Finally,

after all the oral and mental abuse given by the old lil Kancil & its owner,

I finally finally passed my driving test today! :D

Yeaaah maaan.

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But unfortunately,

my good ol' friend Auness didn't make it :(

I mean,

she didn't fail entirely lah..

Just the slope :(

It's alright Au! You'll do fine on the 15th next month.

Cheer up :) It was the car's fault.

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Oh yeah, the car.

The cars that we had to use for the test was weeeiiiird.

Partly coz it's so new compared to the one we practiced on.

I like it though :)

It was so much more balanced and stable.

I didn't even notice I was stepping on 60km/h!

Usually,

my driving instructor's car would be FLYING by the time I reach 50km/h.

It's so stable I can't really feel the car's vibration when the clutch is released,

which resulted in Au's slope incident

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my 'car died 4x' incident.

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HAHA YES! My car died.

Darn it.

First time was when I did my 3-pointer.

It died when I was turning out.

I WAS SO FREAKED OUT.

Thank goodness the lady was sitting real far away and didn't see what happened.

I was like,

Shitshitshit start the car start the car before she sees!

Do you think that's cheating?

Heheh!

And the next 3x happened on the road.

The dude was like tekan minyak! Mengapa sangat sikit? Tak payah takut dia sakit!

T.T

Ahhhhh..

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Oh well :)

I'm just grateful and happy that all this is over.

I should really get back to Physics and Maths.

The test is tomorrow nooo.

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So do you want Buncho (that's what my mum calls the driving instructor) to teach you how to drive the auto car?

HELL NOOO.

*cough gag gag cough*

So I've been doing some serious thinking.

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I have come to accept the fact that age is just a freaking number.

It.doesn't.prove.anything.

Doesn't make you any cooler even.

Therefore,

I don't understand why some of them think they're so darn grown up and cool just because their finally 18.

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Okay.

Congratulations that you have come to the age where you're all college, free to watch 18 rated movies & go drink your arse off.

but wtf.

Get a friggin life.

It really is NO BIGGIE.

You may be 18,

but you speak like you just graduated from junior high.

No offence right there.

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18 so what?

Can turn bitchy and act all cool when you're not?

By the way,

please don't dress up wayyy older than your age.

It's weird.

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Don't go around telling people your age and the stuff you did.

It's lame.

People will laugh.

Especially when you're telling them you watched an 18 rated movie.

C'mon lah,

I already watched 18 rated movies way before I was 18.

DVD.

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Even if you so coolly watched something rated 18,

do you know what some of the words meant?

For example,

I wanna pop your cherries, can we have a one nighter?

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So please,

WAKE THE HELL UP.

& ACCEPT THE FACT THAT BEING 18 DOESN'T MEAN YOU HAVE TO BEHAVE LIKE EM' BITCHES IN GOSSIP GIRL.

In fact,

people in Gossip Girl can be bitchy coz they have what it takes to be one.

:)

Your world is so small huh?

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Physics and Maths have so many problems,

they need me to solve it for them.

Never regret something that once made you smile.

Go watch! :D

It's so nice. So touching.

Who says doctors (professionals) can't have fun? :P

C'mon lah,

their humans too.

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I had an awesome day out with my 3 fav humans,

oh how I miss them :')

The cinema was quite empty,

maybe because it is an 18> movie & people nowadays aren't as horny as us.

hahah.

Japanese for lunch.

Starbucks for dessert.

We're such expensive kids.

- C -

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I really should be getting back to physics.

But I can't seem to find the strength and motivation to do it :(

This is absoloutely horrendous.
The procrastinator in me os taking over..

Shucks.

I needa get outta here.

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Waking up early for college tomorrow.

Mmph.

I'm exhausted to the bone.

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I have no idea what shite I got myself into by taking up Physics.

Seriously.

But wait,

Physics is a compulsory subject.

DANG.

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I was suppose to watch No Strings Attached with the Elites today.

but because of driving lessons,

I had to cancel on them.

But it's k coz I'm watching it this Sunday with the you-know-whos la :)

I just hope we can pass because No Strings Attached is rated 18>.

Techinically speaking,

we ARE 18.

I don't even think they'll bother to check,

not like we're goin clubbing :)

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So

I just received a call from Jean.

"Do you want to go to Super Show 3?''

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For what?

I'd rather save it for Bruno Mars :DD

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They say Burlesque is a must-watch!

Hmm.

Thou is my love.

I'm commiment-phobic.

I finally admitted.

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sorry.

Wikipedia, The Free Encyclopedia

HOW WAS VALENTINE'S DAY?

:D

Cupid forgot 'bout me again!

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The day started off in an almost normal way,

it became abnormal because I had to pick C up in the morning.

Well,

it has become a habit to take the train together in the morning even though it kills me when she gets off earlier

:p

I guess she was thrilled when I presented her with a loooooooooooovely heart-shaped Valentine's card.

Hand-made.

Don't worry,

my parents got them too :)

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College was good :)

I got like a gazillion hugs from so many people.

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I gave cards to every Elite.

They were ecstatic :DD

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Got home and read the papers,

which totally pissed me off.

Seriously.

What's the fuss 'bout celebrating Valentine's?

Valentine's a day for all of us to express our love.

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Love is a very, very wide subject.

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When you love someone,

it doesn't mean you end up having illicit sex with them.

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I'm seriously beginning to wonder if these people are even living in the 21st century.

Such kampung mentality.

Obama and David Cameron are probably laughing their asses off from reading the Malaysian news.

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Valentine's Day is a day which is recognised world-wide.

So I don't see the point of abolishing the idea here.

I mean,

those people are already having great hard-core illicit sex probably 5x a week even though it is not Valentine's..

so what is the problem?

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I think they have too much free time on their hands and the Star has too much ink to spare.

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Til then :)

I'll live my life my way.

Keep the smile plastered across my face.

Topshop

I went shopping with mommy @ Pavilion today!

:D

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She wanted to buy some clothes.

So she brought me to Topshop.

I was like O.O

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Thank you for the jacket mummy :)

ily

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Tomorrow's the day!

The day of loooove.

Do you have any plans?

haha.

I do :)

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I'm gonna date Booboo2 in the morning.

Get to college.

Then date Booboo1 @ Pavilion after college.

:D

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Happy Valentine's everybody!

Piggies

President College's version of Amazing Race was of course,

amazing!

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Despite the fact that we had to run around the world  college like headless chicks,

everything else was definitely one hell of a fun!

:D

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After much running, swearing, yucky bread & more swearing,

we came back 7th.

Aww :'(

But I still think we won coz we had F.U.N

 & that's all that matters to us Elites.

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This race was meant to bring us J1 and J2 together.

Bonding much.

It just made us J1s dislike em' J2s.

Bluhdy J2s.

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& that bunch of girls there tyring to be all bitchy.

Ladies,

the ultimate bitch is standing right here.

*points to self*

If they were blonde,

they'd be the ultimate bimbos.

That was the first time I ever shouted 'betch' across the badminton court.

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Bluhdy J2s.

The next time they tick me off,

I'm gonna spit out my every vocab and shove it into their faces.

No more Ms Nice.

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Such losers.

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This is why us Elites never want to go around with them.

coz we're cool like that ;)

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However,

as Elites we're not gonna give two hoots 'bout them.

C'mon lah, no point ruining the fun :D

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The best part of the day?

Booboo.

Loner

Folks!

I didn't know travelling alone could be so much fun! :D

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College was suppose to end around 1 today due to the DT Maths test.

Howeveeer,

it got delayed 'bout 15 minutes.

Left with Jasmine to Pavilion right after that :D

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I got these awesome art papers!

They're so pretty :)

To those of you who know me personally,

you'd know that I like to cut-&-paste.

The thing is..

all the papers cost me RM24 altogether.

Ouch.

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Jasmine couldn't resist buying one of those papers too!

She wants to draw the patterns on the thingy.

We also saw this cupcake book with mad amazing cupcake designs!

It was EPIC!

Oh,

she also bought a RM33 bag to put her water bottle in.

Reason:

It has a chicken on it.

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We quickly got our asses outta there.

I went my way and she went hers.

It's actually really nice to travel alone! :D

I was all by myself all the way from Pavilion to the monorail to the LRT and back home.

It's okay.

I'm used to being all alone.

Credits to Mr.Cupid :p

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Amazing Race @ college tomorrow!

;)

Excited I am.



:) SMILE

Good day folks! :D

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Actually I have nothing much to blog.

But I just wanna remind you guys to find a reason to smile :)

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Let's not care about what those bitches say.

Coz they're obviously jealous of our not perfect yet fabulous life right?

Yeeeaaah man.

Sugar Brothers

Hello :)

I feel so drained.

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So yes I got back from the funeral today.

I met my cousin brothers whom I haven't been seeing in ages.

Then, I discovered NEW cousins., as expected.

:D

I finally felt how it's like to have elder brothers who are normal.

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I realised that we're all SAMs.

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"Ah hao gor gor, what do your friends call you?''

''Sam lor. Or Kar Hao."

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"Ah ping gor gor, how your friends call you?''

*He pretends to answer a call*

"Hello, eyh Sam!"

LOL

My friends call me Sam too!

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Some time during the funeral

(In cantonese please)

Eyh, add me on fb.

Okay

(iPhone dikeluarkan)

What name?

Sam.

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Sam what??

EVERYONE SITTNG AROUND THIS TABLE IS CALLED SAM OKAY.

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I hope to see my sugar brothers again soon :)

A Smile With A Charm

I'm going to smack myself for watching the box called TV today.

Just because of that ''Playful Kiss OST'' MV,

every cell in my body now is itching to watch:

To be honest,

other than the storyline,

the thing that caught my attention was the guy in the drama.

Kim Hyun Joong from SS501.

 Please ignore the plastic face.

But I have to admit that he has one of the most charming smile :)

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I was thinking

"Oh dang, his smile is sizzlin' hot. So irresistable''

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Then the song 'As a man' by Gummy came up.

There he was again!

Kim Hyun Joong was the guy in the MV!

It confirmed that he has the most.charming.smile.ever.
He has such an adorable smile :)
My heart skips a beat when I see it HAHAH

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 I want to watch Playful Kiss!

But it's still new so they don't have it online yet :(

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A few minutes later or so,

SS501's "Love ya'' was on.

Real deja vu.

Kim Hyun Joong. AGAIN.

 Annnd theeeeen,

there was Kim Hyung Jun with the next most charming smile.

:)

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The next time someone asks me what I expect of a guy,

I'll say

Charming smile :)
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I don't think I'll be able to resist a good guy with a irresistably charming smile.

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Note:

Kim Hyun Joong

&

Kim Hyung Jun

are two entirely different people.

They're both from SS501 :)

That Famous Blue Bird.

I have a confession to make..

I have a twitter account.

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YES I KNOW.

I got it a long time ago.

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To be honest,

Twitter is a damn boring thing.

I don't even find joy in 'twitting'.

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Soooo,

all I do is follow other people & read their tweets.

:D

HAH.

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I don't just follow anyone.

Currently, I'm following *coughs*

Justin Bieber

Taylor Swift

Britney Spears

Paris Hilton

Katy Perry

etc

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From what I've been observing,

Paris Hilton loves to go

''That's hottttt''

''Goodnight. tweet dreams. xoxo Paris''

Annoying ah.

One of Paris' latest photos.

Caption: Just another normal day in Beverly Hills.

Yer. What an annoying life to live.

Imagine if you've got papparazzi following you to The Nail Bar and the chiropractor.

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But I can tell you that the most annoying tweets come from none other than Justin Bieber.



Space Burgers

:D

To all chinese of the world,

yes!

Happy Happy Chinese New Year!
May the bunnies bring you health, wealth and prosperity!
Eat more prosperity burgers, good enough.

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Have a great time with you family :)

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Please don't forget my angpau!
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Appreciate what you have and keep smiling.
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I'm looking out my window, and I see red 'floating' lanterns going up into the night sky.
Ahhh :)
I wonder what they wished for?

Big HELLO :)

Stay happy people!

:D

CNY is just around the corner.

Don't sulk.

No point being sad yo.

HAPPY GO LUCKY :)

x

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Find your reason to smile.